March192012
Natasha, 38 Pilot Net Worth: $58,939,237.10

Natasha, 38

Pilot

Net Worth: $58,939,237.10

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March162012
Gregory, 55 Auditor Net Worth: $118,329,432.55

Gregory, 55

Auditor

Net Worth: $118,329,432.55

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March142012
Jeffrey, 41 Private Equity Banker Net Worth: $408,000,503.24

Jeffrey, 41

Private Equity Banker

Net Worth: $408,000,503.24

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March72012
Andrea, 35 General Physician Net Worth: $141,294,875.29

Andrea, 35

General Physician

Net Worth: $141,294,875.29

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March42012
Arthur, 58 Retired Net Worth: $218,805,027.41

Arthur, 58

Retired

Net Worth: $218,805,027.41

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March32012
Calvin, 25 Electrical Contractor Net Worth: $17,203,499.82

Calvin, 25

Electrical Contractor

Net Worth: $17,203,499.82

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February272012
Cassidy, 6 Net Worth: $1,553.07

Cassidy, 6

Net Worth: $1,553.07

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February202012
Karen, 32 Public Relations Manager Net Worth: $22,293,847.23

Karen, 32

Public Relations Manager

Net Worth: $22,293,847.23

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February162012

An Actual Conversation

  • Anonymous: I'm having the security guard at the gate bring me my sticker passes for my new cars.
  • Me: Why don't you just go to city hall and do it?
  • Anonymous: Because, I'd have to make three trips for the McLaren, Ferrari, and Audi. This way I get them all done at once.

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February142012
Celeste, 35 Financial Adviser Net Worth: $45,694,102

Celeste, 35

Financial Adviser

Net Worth: $45,694,102

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February122012
Spencer, 33 CEO Net Worth:$46,834,020.48

Spencer, 33

CEO

Net Worth:$46,834,020.48

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February52012

Saturday Night Live: Season 37, Episode 11

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3PM
Samuel, 30 Chief Estimator Net Worth: $13,239,487.20

Samuel, 30

Chief Estimator

Net Worth: $13,239,487.20

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January302012
Celeste, 35 Financial Adviser Net Worth: $41,293,847.29

Celeste, 35

Financial Adviser

Net Worth: $41,293,847.29

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