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Celebrities Marry at City Hall to Save For Their Divorce

10 Till Midnight alumni Luke Sorentino and his long-time girlfriend, Amanda Vasquez, daughter of Fresh Like Us star Vincenzo Vasquez officially tied the knot last week! The 30-year-old Sorentino and his bride-to-be were seen at a Red Lobster on Wednesday, after getting married at the Los Angeles County Courthouse.

Sorentino, who has been struggling recently after being fired from the production of Chasers for defacating on set, “couldn’t afford” a real wedding. A friend reveals to our reporters that the reason behind his courthouse dream wedding was due to his inability to “afford anything after the lawsuit.” Last month, the actor was arrested, along with 8 illegal immigrants, for possession of cocaine and loitering behind a Home Depot. “But he’s really excited about getting married to one of the richest families in Hollywood,” the source added.

When approached by our reporters, Amanda noted that she was “thrilled” to marry the Forget-Me-Never actor, especially since she is “finally 18 years old and an adult now. [She] can do whatever [she wants]”.

When asked about the marriage, her father seemed less than happy. Mr. Vasquez notes that he “will not pay for the wedding due to the fact that [his daughter] met that washed up coked up sh*thead doing porn”. Vasquez, 53, remains in the hospital due to pneumonia, and did not speak to his daughter further about the issue.

However, the Vasquez family is skeptical of their new family member, as they continually tell Amanda that he is marrying her for the money. Her sister allegedly “begged” the star to sign a prenup agreement, but Amanda declined, as “Luke says it’s not good to sign prenups, because it shows that we don’t trust each other.” When asked to comment on this topic, her unemployed husband denied all allegations and refused to further comment, claiming he was too busy working.

Will this marriage work out? We hope so! Congrats to the happy couple!